Predator: Requiem for a Fan Theory

Before we go any further, I just want to say how much I respect Dan Trachtenberg. Prey is arguably the perfect Predator movie. It strips the franchise right down to its core themes. It echoes the original Predator without really imitating it. It is everything a fan of the Predator movies could want.

You have to respect someone who makes that film and then has the sheer cajónes to do a film where the Predator is the goodie and has a cute animal companion, and still be a great movie.

I loved Predator Badlands, just like I loved Predator: Killer of Killers and Prey. Dan Trachtenberg knows how to make a Predator movie.

But with Predator Badlands (and Killer of Killers) Dan Trachtenberg has, once and for all, tracked down one of my favourite fan theories about the Predator, and ripped its head and spinal column straight out to mount in his spaceship.

The Weekend Predator

The theory, and it is one that I have held onto possibly since I saw the first Predator film, is that the Predators we see are accountants, marketing specialists, recruitment managers, and dentists. The action horror movies we have seen are about aliens popping down to the game reserve to let off some steam by hunting US black ops special forces, or LA drug dealers, or just a grab bag of human killers that they’d ordered in to chase around their own hunting planet.

It’s a hobby, maybe a sport. The Predators get really intense about it, even die doing it, but hey, some people are like that about their hobbies.

This isn’t just a cheap gag – it matches the data we have. This is a hyper advanced, spacefaring civilisation with faster-than-light travel and nearly impenetrable cloaking technology, and they fight us with bladed weapons while wearing a string vest.

The only reason they have to do this is that they get a kick out of it.

In my headcanon, you go back to Planet Predator and you’ll find, well, a complex and multifaceted civilisation. Maybe not a European-coded capitalist democracy, but a place where there are gardeners and architects and basket weavers and claims adjusters.

It might not be recognisable to us, but that’s the point. Cecil the Lion might not have been able to comprehend human civilisation, but even if he could, there’s very little about us he could extrapolate from a guy in khakis and a baseball cap with a gun.

What that civilisation might actually look like is one of the great unknowns of sci-fi, like Alien’s Space Jockey, it shows us that we only have a tiny sliver of the story of the universe.

And so when Dan Trachetenberg takes us to the Predator home planet, it is a bit like if someone did a movie where you rip the Space Jockey’s helmet off to reveal it was just a really tall, bald white guy the entire time.

It's Life Jim, but Largely as You Were Expecting

Okay, quick mea culpa here. I’m not familiar with all the novels and comics surrounding the Predator movies. Also, by acting like Trachtenberg is responsible for showing us the Predator home planet, I’m ignoring the Alien Vs Predator movies, and the 2018 movie “The Predator”. That is on purpose. None of those movies get to be in my headcanon – the AVP franchise is its own weird thing outside the franchise, while “The Predator” gets discounted just for having a terrible premise. (The Predator’s job is to find the baddest motherfucker it can and then try to kill it. You don’t send it to hunt down an autistic child.)

So, those misfires discarded with prejudice, Trachtenberg’s Killer of Killers and Badlands give us our first glimpse of the Predator’s homeworld in a film that we’re not actually embarrassed to watch. And it’s exactly what you expect. Deserts. The kind of massive skeletons you only normally get in videogames when the level designer’s bored. Big spiky rocks. No offices, no factories, no farms. It is civilisation where they kill their nerds so we’ve no idea who’s doing the tech support on their massive spaceships and hoverbikes and their heat vision masks.

I mean, let’s say the quiet part loud. The Predators are a dreadlocked warrior race who live in a desert, fight with bladed weapons, have a real hard-on for “Honour” and talk in broken English even when they’re supposedly being perfectly translated from their own language by the magic of subtitles.

There is a ton of super racist coding going on here and it’s not even new. It’s the same coding that we have for Klingons, and every other weak tea “Warrior Race” rip off in science fiction. I’ve written about this at length before, but collectively, as science fiction writers, we ought to be able to imagine a civilisation whose culture is strange and maybe even threatening to our own in ways beyond “What if they are sort of a bit like Samurai? (Btw, I don’t know anything about Samurai)”.

And again, I’m saying this having enjoyed Predator Badlands. But I feel like, as science fiction writers, we should promise ourselves that when we are going to approach the great big unanswered questions and supply the most obvious and predictable possible answer, maybe we should just not do that?

I Was Using That Gap

But there’s also something else going on here, which is “What happens when a narrative fills in a space you were using?” It’s an occupational hazard for audiences, particularly for audiences of big corporate-owned meta-franchises, particularly if you are in part of the audience whose story doesn’t usually get told.

The oldest and most obvious example is probably the solid foundation of Spirk shippers the entire Trek fandom is built on – a legacy that continues today with many fans headcanoning Lower Decks’s Tendi as trans. In both cases there, the Word of God has stepped in to explicitly not deny or confirm that headcanon, Roddenberry in his strange and horny Star Trek: The Motion Picture novelisation, Mike McMahan in an interview with Jessie Earl a couple of years ago.

But it also cuts both ways. When the Terry Pratchett and some other guy novel Good Omens was adapted for TV, it went a long way (although probably still not far enough) to make Crowley and Aziraphale’s relationship an explicit romance. Which is great for people who love that, but for people who read that relationship as two largely asexual celestial beings in a relationship that was much more likely the professional comradeship of spies on opposite sides, that reading is now never going to be seen on screen and is going to be a reading harder to find in fandom going forward (assuming anyone can find a way to enjoy Good Omens now that it’s got the other guy’s stink on it).

Our family, like many others, is currently in the midst of a house-wide Kpop Demon Hunters obsession, and a sequel is coming out in 2029. Ella, my partner, has pointed out to me that one of the mysteries that sequel is almost 100% going to lean into is “How come Rumi is half-demon?”

It is a mystery that immediately presents two possible readings, one considerably darker than the other, but the thing is, both of the readings are valuable. Both of those readings have audiences, frankly, children, who can look to that reading and see something of themselves in it.

Now, a lot of people (Ella included) will argue that this is a by-product of an increasing corporatised and franchise-driven media. When every story has to have a “universe”, by necessity the specific has to expand to fill all spaces, collapsing all the waveforms where headcanon, interpretation and nuance live.

And I’m not going to say that’s wrong, but I also think it’s a natural consequence of all storytelling. The verb is “telling”, and even when jazz is about the notes you don’t play, playing the other notes is how you show where they are. (I hope so anyway, or this metaphor doesn’t work. I don’t really know much about jazz.)

So the question becomes “Is this worth telling?” Is the specific I am about to chuck into this world better than the billion different imaginings of anyone who might hear this story and see that gap?

That isn’t a call to not lob those specifics and fill those gaps. As Stephen King once pointed out, nothing hiding behind a closed closet door is going to be scarier than the maybe in your reader’s imagination, but your job as the writer is to turn up and shine a torch in that closet anyway. That means that you need to make a real case for introducing that specific – which is harder to do when the one you’ve picked is the obvious one.

And when someone working in a story you love decides to collapse a waveform that you’ve made a home in, that’s fine too. Because all stories – not just books, but movies, games, TV shows, song lyrics, all of them are self-assembly, not matter how pretty the box art is. You can discard the parts that you don’t need.

Which is why I’ll be deep in the cold ground before I acknowledge the Alien vs Predator movies, Predator: Requiem or any Alien movie that thinks Prometheus is real.

And now I think about it, that big desert compound in Badlands was probably just the local equivalent of like, a paintball arena or weekend hunting lodge. Over the horizon I’m sure the was a metropolis of Predator geography teachers, nutritionists and web content creators…

Chris Farnell is the writer of Fermi’s Progress and Fermi’s Wake, two collections of stories about a spaceship whose FTL engine blows up every single planet they encounter.

He thinks you should avoid obvious answers in your science fiction even though one of those stories includes both a vampire-like species who live in a castle on a mountain, and a Frankenstein-based civilisation that lives on a glacier.

To read Fermi’s Progress, buy the season pass from Scarlet Ferret (which includes all four Fermi’s Progress novellas in one volume), or the paperback from Amazon.

To read Fermi’s Wake, buy the Fermi’s Wake season pass at Scarlet Ferret, pre-order the complete e-book at Amazon (paperback release set for January 2026), or get all the individual novellas in the series from Amazon here.